HAY GUYS I'M WRITING TO YOU FROM 2022.

Not really.

This is a friends-only journal. I might friend you if I like you. I might not. If I don't, tough beans. :/

But feel free to leave a comment. :D

Since my paid account runs out tomorrow --

cakesize

Friend if you want!

HAHA getting a paid account when I get my paycheck!

SEE YOU GUYS LATER or not I guess HAHA.

SO I START WORK TOMORROW

Apparently it's nothing major and wtf it seems like the whole school works at fuking BK so I'm glad I won't be alone.

BUT HOLY SHIT I START WORK TOMORROW

I HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT

I HAVE A DEBIT CARD (WITH NOTHING ON IT)

OH GOD I am FREAKING. OUT.

I really hope I don't make myself look like a moron the first day. WISH ME LUCK.

1. Think of 10 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true.
2. Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
3. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
4. Post them on LJ and let people guess which the five false ones are!
5. Get 5 others to do the same.
6. AND DON'T CHEAT BY READING THROUGH THE COMMENTS EITHER. THAT'LL RUIN THE FUN.



1. I hate wearing shoes and I hate wearing socks and go barefoot at every opportunity.
2. I know how to skateboard! Not very well, admittedly, but I can.
3. I know how to say a few basic things in Czech.
4. I have starved myself.
5. I have been in the newspaper a few times.
6. I am an impulsive buyer.
7. I've lied about my sexual orientation in order to avoid being judged by other people.
8. I have never yelled, like really yelled, at my mother.
9. I cannot go one day without showering.
10. I am really terrible with both names and faces which really kind sucks sldkf
11. I have a secret site of emo poetry that no one knows about (even if you think you do).
12. When I'm upset at my family, I plan how I'm going to run away to calm me down.
13. I fucking love mashed potatoes mushed down with ketchup on top and --
14. I'll put ketchup on anything. Anything!
15. I just lost the game.

GUYS GUYS oh god

I got a call from BURGER KING today asking if I still wanted the job there and since I missed it I spent a good half hour going OH GOD WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO before calling them back.

The lady seemed really nice uhhh and I've got an interview at 3:30PM tomorrow oh dear god

I'M SO SCARED

GUYS INTERVIEW ADVICE

(in before penis, rickroll, fuck yeah seaking, etc)

So today was the Say What?! Conference which is a huge get-together with all of the GSA's everywhere. Basically we listen to some people talk and hang out for a while and get FREE FOOD.

Shame I was sick but I still shoved greasy pizza and fries down my throat.

ANYWAY. INCRIMINATING PICTURES AHEAD. (PS I'm the girl in the baggy blue sweatshirt with brown hair in a ponytail.

( hgregnn )

And then we SANG SONGS all the way home. Loudly. WELL I tried to but then I stopped because I felt like death. And listened to Madonna. ):

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I have enough money for a Wii!

They're like $279.99 at the local Best Buy so with the tax being 13 cents per every dollar that'd be around $316 plus thirtysomething cents and I have like $375 OH GOD GUYS I'M SO EXCITEDDDD

I THINK I MIGHT BUY A WII AFTER GETTING A HAIRCUT TODAY

FUCK YEAH SSBB and Okami and Pokemon and MAYBE EVEN COOKING MAMA I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT IS CRAZYYYYYYY

EDIT:

oh yes I know I'm supposed to be at school right now but my dick of a brother refuses to lock the door so I had to make sure HE DID LOCK IT so that when mom comes home I don't catch shit. For what he didn't do -- YES I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK EITHER OK.

why is my family composed primarily of douchebags. SIGH.

OHWELL GETTING A WII.

And honestly, did they think they could get away with that name without a penis joke? Well.

PENIS.

HAY GUYS

since everyone else is doing it!

Pick six things you want to ask me, or know about me/my life/my fandoms and then post this so I can ask you things, too!

HAHAHA there is this girl at school.

And she hates me.

I lol and aaaaaugh.

( lol and aaaaaaugh under here )

THIS IS OVER FACEBOOK HONESTY BOX BTW I wrote in her HB like ONCE being fairly diplomatic in my choice of words and apparently people FLODDED HER HB WITH HATE and she thinks it's all ME and another person. LULZ AND WTF ENSUES.

I really do not care if someone insults me. It doesn't phase me. But when you start stereotyping epople and insulting them for something that they cannot help is when I start to get pissed. Like comparing homosexuality to cancer -- how... just, how do you make that connection in your mind and aaaugh why is she such a cunt.

I really don't hate all that very many people. But oh dear god, do I hate this girl.

✖✔ POSITIVE+NEGATIVE MEME - RP EDITION ✔✖

HOLY SHIT MEMES OUT OF NOWHERE

HIT ME UP GUYS

THE HATE MEME
♥ Show your love ♥

HIT ME.

Uurrgrghgndfnlkggggn

I am a blob of uuuurughhrggnnn.

NOT EMO just glaaarghfgn

blaaaaaaaaaarghrejhnadnnn

THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO I just don't feel like doing any of it aaurgeggggen SO LAZY

AAAAaaaaaauuuuwgegwenonnnnn

ALSO randomly: a kid got stabbed at a Catholic school down the street from mine and they had a lockdown for a few hours and I HEARD THAT THE KID DIED but I doubt it.

OH, PICKERING. Why are we becoming Scarborough. ): We can't say "AT LEAST WE AREN'T SCARBOROUGH" anymore because THAT'S WHAT WE'RE BECOMING.

HHHGHHHNENENGNDFNNN.

anonymous ◉ meme

I enjoy these far more than I should HAHAHA.

HAHAHA so Maggie got shaved today.

I'd forgotten how godawful ugly she is.

( cut for ugly )

At least she won't be shedding furballs all over the place.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, shahni!!

You're getting so old! :'D

PARANOIA, YOU FUCKERS. HAVE AT IT.

You all know the drill.

( come get your paranoia! )

IN REGARDS TO DGM 154--

YES HOLY SHIT LENALEE or whatever the shit your name is now I DON'T KNOW

I know you've been pissing and moaning and steeping yourself in a puddle of woe for the past fifty or so chapters but you're KICKING ASS AGAIN

FINALLY the Lenalee that was kickass and awesome is back lsdkntaergdf oh god

ALSO that PAGE last chapter? With Allen, Rabi / Rabi / Lavi / WHATEVER and Kanda?

COULD YOU GET ANY GAYER WITHOUT MAKING MY COMPUTER BURST INTO FLAMES. I don't think so.

LIFE STUFF uhhh uhhhhhhh

I DUNNO I've been in a weird mood all day but the week's over and I made brownies. I'm caught up with homework! Which is good.

uhhhh that's it! *dies*